1. Why did I do this?
Seriously, how did I get up every day in high school? I know I thought this class was only for a semester but if you think about it, that’s four months or 16 weeks of this torture. Ugh, I did this to myself.
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2. Would anyone judge me if I just rolled out of bed and went to class like this?
I am wearing pink pajamas with hearts on the side and my hair looks like a nice nest for a bird. Oh well, who cares? Who am I trying to impress? YOLO. Oh wait-I can’t remember if there are any cute guys in my class…
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3.  Sorry guys, I can’t go to Harry’s tonight. I have an 8a.m. on Fridays.
My friends probably hate me for being so lame, but last time I went out on Thirsty-Thursdays I was not only late for class but I had a raging hangover. So thanks, but no thanks.
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4. What’s the worst thing that can happen if I Q-drop?
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Is this class really worth it? I mean, if I take this class next semester at a LATER time I think I can still graduate on time. Anyway, I still have three Q-drops left…
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5. Can I sneak into the same lecture later in the day?
I think I read on Howdy that this class is also offered at 3:55 p.m. Oh Dammit! That’s when my POLS class is. I am riding the struggle bus.
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6. How many absences am I on now?
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I can’t remember if we are only allowed three or four absences before our grade is dropped by one letter. Okay, maybe I can get a university excused absence if I go to the doctor right now.
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7. Seriously, where is the sun?
This campus looks like Dawn of the Dead. We are all zombies. This is not right.
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8. It is way too early for my professor to be excited about Biology right now.
Can her voice be any louder? Does her shirt have to be that bright? I better get an A in this class.Â