Only read this if you’re ready to face some cold, hard facts.
P.S. Shoutout to my roommate Anna for helping me make this list.
- Anne Hathaway / Cocker Spaniel
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This pupper is a sweetie who sports long hair.
- Ariana Grande / Standard Poodle
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This pupper has long limbs and lots of hair.
- Brad Pitt / Pitt Bull
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Duh.
- Jeffree Starr / Pomeranian
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This pupper is ridiculously dramatic and ultra stylish.
- Jennifer Aniston / Golden Retriever
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This pupper has long, blonde hair and is featured in a lot of advertisements.
- Kevin Hart / Miniature Pinscher
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This pupper is short and has a lot to say.
- Pete Davidson / Chihuahua
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This pupper looks like he could use a long nap.
- Snoop Dogg / Basset Hound
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This pupper has droopy eyes and a loud bark.
- Will Ferrell / Labradoodle
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This pupper is tall and friendly, sporting a head full of curly hair.
- Will Smith / Great Dane
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This pupper is tall, lean, and featured in a lot of movies.