Are You a Beaver?

Valentine’s Day is over, but good pick up lines are timeless. I have fervently scoured the internet to provide only the finest selection of pick up linés. In case you found yourself displeased with your relationship status (or lack thereof) this past love day, maybe try a couple of these out. 

Classics:

• Are you a beaver? Cause damn

• Hey my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?

• Do you like raisins? How about a date?

• I would love to take you to the movie theater, but you’re not allowed to bring in snacks 

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together

• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you

• If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion 

• Are you a bank loan? Cause you’ve got my interest

A more Intellectual sort of approach:

• If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

• You are sweeter than 3.14

• Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine

• I could see myself periodically doing you on a table

• You must be a fossil, cause I would love to date you

• Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?

• My dopamine levels aren’t the only things that just raised

• I’ve got my ion you

A spicier approach:

• You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you 

• I’m on top of things, would you like to be one of them?

• You’re body is made up of 70% water, and I am thirsty

• My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

• Are you an elevator, cause I’d love to go up and down on you

• With school I just wanna A, with you I just wanna F

• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back

For my Fellow Longhorns:

• Wanna be my bev-ho?

• You make me longhorny

• I’d hook you by the horns

• Wanna know what Texas and me have in common? We both have our eyes upon you

And with this I wish you good luck and bid you adieu ;)