You pay for parking that isn’t ever available, and then you have to pay the ridiculous fines when you have to park illegally.
Like how much money do I pay to go here?
Getting food at the dining hall should basically come with a “you may die from this food” waiver.
I think we’ve all been a victim of the Glen.
Waiting for an elliptical at Burdick at prime gym time is almost impossible.
By the time one opens up I’ve lost all motivation to even go on one.
If you live in Newell, be prepared to starve on the weekends.
Don’t complain, you have the nicest residence hall anyway.
During winter months, expect to ice skate your way to class.
And don’t worry, if you’re not sure, about 6000 people on the facebook page will post about almost dying.
Oh really? Did Uptown Funk you Up?
Your instagram location tag wasn’t enough. Tell me more.
Tailgates used to be a thing. So, basically, football games used to be a thing.
If no one goes, does it really even exist?
Checking your TU account to see how much you owe is like checking for your death sentence.
Shhhh, wallet. Don’t cry too much.
Once 4:00 hits, don’t even try to get Starbucks from Cook.
Meals make being basic so much easier.
No matter how annoying Towson gets, you’re always proud to be a Tiger.
True to the black and gold!