Hockey / 123-Pledge: Pat Lackey ’17

Name: Patrick Burgess Lackey

Year: 2017

Hometown: Summit, NJ (but Brooklyn, NY as of last week)

Major: Economics

Potential Minor: Film Studies and/or Entrepreneurial Leadership

Single? Taken? It’s complicated?

More single than Steven Glansberg at lunch.

What are you involved in on campus?

Men’s Varsity Ice Hockey. Pledging Theta Delta Chi (“123”). Planning to join Tufts Financial Group in the spring.

If your friends described you in three words, what would those words be?

Desperately needs haircut.

Describe your ideal girl in three words:

She loves Chubbies.

(www.chubbiesshorts.com)

What is the first thing you notice about a girl you’re in to?

What level math she’s in.

If you were a drink, what would you be and why?

Fireball Whiskey. It whispers temptation in your ear.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Katniss Everdeen. (Not Jennifer Lawrence)

Tinder pick up line?

Do you want to meet a Campus Cutie?

(honorable mention: I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado)

Describe your perfect date:

It would involve some ice cubes, a nine iron, and a buffalo—live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake.

What is your spirit animal?

The aforementioned buffalo.

If you could have a superpower what would it be?

The ability to talk to Tufts girls.