Thought Process When Facebook-Stalking A Crush

The hidde talent of most girls is Facebook stalking. We are pros when it comes to gathering information about a cute boy through social media, and most of us are thinking the same things as we go about our missions….

First things first: profile picture.

Danggggg he’s lookin hella fine.

*clicks through old profile pictures* He’s with a girl in this one! Were they dating? Eh, doesn’t matter, they’ve probably broken up anyways.

50 mutual friends! Hmm, let’s check this out.

He knows HER?! They better not have hooked up.

Hey he knows that guy too! I should totally get him to set us up.

There’s pictures of him playing guitar *swoon*

He plays football! *double swoon*

Omg we practically have the exact same taste in music. We’re meant to be.

His old hair looked weird, he looks so much hotter now.

He’s part of all these smartypants groups! He must be an intelligent one.

He’s older by just the right number of years too.

I’m perfect for him. He’s perfect for me. We have to get together ASAP.

*cursor hovering over “Add Friend” button*

To add or not to add….

YOLO!

*click*

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