This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Tulane chapter.
Only at Tulane, only in New Orleans, right?
1) I’m on a date with Howie T.
How romantic. See ya never.
2) It’s a marathon, not a sprint.
Yeah, I’ve heard this one before (and you’ll hear it again).
3) Pinch the tail and suck the head.
I’m talking about crawfish, ya sicko.
4) Are you going to 50?
Unless you’re a freshman, your answer to this should be no.
5) RIP Serenade Sunday.
There’s always next year…?
6) It’s Boot O’Clock.
A crucial distinction.
7) Mardi Pardi.
No. Stop. Don’t. No more.
8) Would you like your Po Boy dressed?
Of course you would.
9) I like it Bruff.
But why is this a thing?
10) I’m never drinking again.
K.