Going to Costco As Told By the Cast of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

When you get your very own grown up Costco card and no longer need your parents to accompany you to the land of plenty

And then you get a cart with a wobbly wheel and it suddenly becomes 1,000x harder to navigate 

But it’s okay because you start to think about all the free samples you’re about to eat

And if you start to wonder if you’re overdoing it on the samples, just trust the gut you totally don’t have 

When you finish the last sample and have to actually start shopping

And suddenly your cart if full of junk food and you don’t know how it got to be that way

When you find out how much your bounty will cost you

Getting back home and and having other responsibilities to attend to is the WORST 

But at least you have enough stuff to survive in your bunker and be an Indiana Mole Woman ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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• the unbreakable kimmy schmidt