20 Thoughts Every Tulane Student Has:
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“Is this Bruff omelette going to be worth the three hour wait?”
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“Yes. A TUStep dog on my way to class. Yes. Yes. Yes.”
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“It’s normal for my legs to be in excruciating pain after walking up the Newcomb stairs, right?”
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“Wait, they’ve resorted to giving out free tuition to try and get people to come to basketball games?”
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“Did PJ’s coffee get better or are my taste buds just slowly giving up the fight?”
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“Oooh kid in a suit… business school, pledge, or just really trying to prove himself?”
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“She can’t hold down that PJ’s booth by herself for long. At the first sign of weakness I’m pouncing.”
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“I haven’t seen my architecture friend in three days. I hope she’s ok.”
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“Okay, this is the third group of girls I’ve seen that look exactly the same. Which letters are these ones wearing?”
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“Does Mike Fitts personally spray paint these cherry blossoms pink?”
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“Do I still have my Boot wristband on?”
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“How many more days until Mardi Gras?”
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“I’m just going to swipe my splash card and hope I still have WaveBucks left.”
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“Oh no, they’re tabling on McAlister- headphones in, head down, avoid eye contact. How did I just end up with three flyers in my hand?”
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“We can go to Happy Hour as long as we’re back in time for Shabbat.”
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“Hey student affairs, if you’re listening it’s all a joke.”
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“A one, a two! A helluva hullabaloo! What’s the next line again?”
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“Did I just pay 3x the regular amount for a bag of chips at MacMart? Yep.”
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“Hey, a GWA giving a tour! Quick, push back the stress tears and look like you got more than 4 hours of sleep last night. Haha yeah, roll wave guys!”
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“How does everyone here know each other already, did I miss something? Oh right, the eight years of summer camp I didn’t attend.”
20 Thoughts Zero Tulane Students Have:
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“I’m so glad we chose the word audacious.”
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“Organic chem wasn’t even that stressful.”
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“Guys, The View from Gibson was killer this morning.”
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“City Diner is open for lunch now, we should hit that up instead of the LBC!”
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“I know exactly where all of my tuition goes.”
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“Mmm, PJ’s dark roast.”
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“I really want an immersive, cultural study abroad experience. Madrid in the fall with 100 other Tulane students? Perfect.”
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“Anyone need some WaveBucks? It’s the end of the semester and I’m trying to get rid of them.”
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“Zeta Psi party? Oh yeah, I’m there.”
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“Butler was my first choice for a dorm.”
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“I wasn’t planning on majoring in math at Tulane, but that core level class I had to take really convinced me I should.”
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“I’m living in Phelps because I like luxury.”
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“I wish there were better restaurants near campus.”
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“Caroline/Sweet Caroline remix at the Boot? Never heard this before.”
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“Tulane guys have a really solid and secure sense of masculinity.”
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“’Mardi Pardi!’” was a creative and unique instagram caption that I wish more people would have taken advantage of.”
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“Sorority big/little looks really lowkey.”
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“Bruff cheese day isn’t even that great.”
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“My ratio of Reily swipes to Bruff swipes is totally proportional. Not abnormal in the slightest.”
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“Yeah, I go to Tulane. It’s okay I guess, not much to report.”