Name: Tony Lian
Major: Mathematics and Economics
Hometown: Shanghai, China
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So. You’ve been named Campus Cutie this week, how do you feel?
Confused, but flattered.Â
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In your opinion, what’s the biggest dating mistake girls make?
 Hmm, girls usually do pretty well, I’m always the one making the mistakes. One thing that does irk me is a girl who is constantly checking her phone or texting. Even if I’m a bad date, they should try and live in the moment more.Â
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 Sloths or pandas?
 Pandas for sure.The color scheme is pretty sexy, and they know kung fu. Plus, I hate laziness.
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If you were a male model like Derek Zoolander, what would be the name of your most famous “look?” (Derek Zoolander’s was called “Magnum”)?
Who is Derek Zoolander…? I would call my look “The Thinker” and dedicate it to Rodin’s famous sculpture of the same name.Â
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You walked through your closet and ended up in Narnia. What do you see?
Probably the lamp post. Isn’t that what all the other children saw?Â
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So you’re favorite sport is basketball. What would your nickname be if you played in the NBA?
 They would probably call me “Asian Kwame Brown” because I would be a bona fide scrub who has small hands.
In your opinion, we should all…:
 We should all stop saying how bad we are at math and pretend that is a legitimate excuse to avoid it. That’s like me saying I’m illiterate because reading isn’t my thing.Â
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What’s the opportunity cost of you doing this interview?
Haha, well considering I have a midterm on Friday, my next best use of this time would probably be confusing myself with functional analysis in the Reg. Either that or missing freethrows at Ratner.
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