Formal: the party of the semester. It’s your opportunity to get dolled up, party off campus, and get some quality Instagrams (that you will later crop down into a LinkedIn profile picture). Yes, we all know good times are to be had but the preparation period is, well, kinda the worst.
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1.  The Dress: you search high and low for the perfect one.
 Is it even safe to order from Tobi anymore or are we all just going to have the same exact dress?
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2. You spend HOURS looking at every website and sharing links with all of your BFFs because their approval matters!
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3.  The dress finally arrives on your doorstep and the ANXIETY kicks in. IS IT GOING TO FIT?
Online shopping is always a gamble.
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4.  LOL. OF COURSE IT DOESN’T FIT.
 Did you really think finding a dress was going to be that easy?
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5.  Mall trip! Mission: find a dress (take two).
Cue being overwhelmed in Forever 21 and repeatedly trying to convince yourself that it’s okay to try on dresses over your leggings.
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6. For the single ladies, finding a date is THE WORST.
Valentine’s Day is a cake walk in comparison to Formal Season.
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7. Whatever, just bring someone you’ve never met.
Hey, randos, hey!
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8. It’s time to get your tan on, and because it’s Formal Season, Tommy’s is bumpin’.
A 35 minute wait for a spray tan? Sure…
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9. Post spray tan: Am I orange???!?
*takes 10 Snapchat selfies to survey friends* *questions life purpose*
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10. Day of Formal: You wake up ready to party!
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11. Getting ready with your friends is half the fun…especially when you’re pregaming.
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12. Curl your hair. Wing your eyeliner. Contour those cheekbones.
But really, it’s just a boozy glam session. Have you ever tried to put on fake lashes after a glass or two? Struggle city.
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13. Taking pictures always lasts longer than desirable.
*places hand on chest of date who you’ve never met before.*
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14. Dinner time: college students + a few drinks + a catered meal = pretty savage, TBH.
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15. Dancing at formal is basically a wedding reception with all of your college friends.
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16. The turn up. Have a blast. Yay, Formal!
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17. Post formal, or in other words, the hangover.
Oh well, you were probably just going to lie in bed and scroll Instagram all day anyway.
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Happy Formal Season, collegiettes!
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