The U.S. has over 5,500 fraternity chapters, which means a lot of parties. And yet, if you’ve been to one frat party, you’ve basically been to them all. There are plenty of better ways to spend your Friday night than sweating profusely in an unfinished basement while some guy screams at you about his high school lacrosse team. In fact, here’s 20.
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1. Eating pasta
2. Eating pizza
3. Eating sushi
4. Eating french fries
5. Eating everything (sometimes all at once)
6. Giving yourself a manipedi
7. Binge-watching SATC
8. Losing all sense of time and space while decorating your future kitchen on Pinterest
9. Reading a really good book (here are 13 recommendations!)
10. Drinking tea with your pinky up like the MFÂ queen you are
11. Organizing your underwear drawer by colorÂ
12. Tweezing your eyebrows to perfection
13. Aimlessly browsing Netflix until you watch The Office for the 100th timeÂ
14. SLEEPING
15. Trying to dance like Kristen Wiig
16. Creeping Matt Bellassai on Twitter for hours because he is that funny
17. Meditating
18. “Online window shopping” aka putting a bunch of things in your cart until you remember you have $4 and close all your tabs in defeatÂ
19. Counting your pores/popping your blackheads/basically being a monkey
20. Doing absolutely NOTHING
Enjoy your night in, Collegiettes!
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