Sharing is Caring! (Sometimes)
Q: My boyfriend keeps bugging me about having a threesome. Should I go for it?
A: Ever have that single friend that feels like the third wheel when they’re around you and your man? Well a threesome can solve that! They’re every man’s fantasy, and they’re a fun and experimental way of spicing up your sex life. However it can get a little messy…no pun intended. Agreeing to having a menage a trois with your boyfriend can cause jealousy, especially when another girl is involved. Same goes for your boyfriend if another dude is hitting it. Unless you and your man have an open, care-free relationship, I’d suggest keeping it a twosome.
No Strings Attached
Q: I always want to have sex on my period, but it’s gross! Are there any other ways?
A: The shower is a girl’s best friend at that time of the month…especially the handi-cap showers in the North dorms. But if that’s not an option, there’s a fairly new alternative, called Softcup. It’s a latex-free, polymeric cup that is inserted into your vagina and sits in the walls of your cervix. It collects your menstrual flow instead of soaking it up like a tampon. It’s more sanitary, eliminates odor, and is reusable. The best part? You and your partner can have sex, mess-free! Neither of you will even be able to tell it’s there–just put it in and get it in. You can also leave it in for up to 12 hours…that’s half a day’s worth of smashing. Don’t let mother nature be a cock block. Go get a Softcup!
Down Time
Q: What do I do when I’m hooking up with a guy and he can’t get an erection?
A: It happens to the best of us–right when things start to heat up, other things start to go down. For girls, this can be taken as an insult because a flaccid penis doesn’t exactly boost our self-esteem. However for guys it’s even more humiliating, so don’t be too hard on him (that pun was intended). That’s why whatever you do, don’t say anything like, “Is there something wrong?” or “Pop some Viagra”, because that will make him feel even more like a loser. If you really like the guy, make him feel comfortable and offer to do other things that will make the blood flow. If anything, he should take the initiative to pleasure you while his man parts refuse to cooperate. But if you’re not really into him, just use the old cell-phone trick that gets any girl out of a sticky/not-so-sticky situation. Pretend a friend just texted you saying they need your help, and that you have to leave. It’s a firm way to avoid an awkward night without any hard feelings.
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