It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And I definitely mean Spotify Wrapped time, that fun little report that is equally interesting and embarrassingly revealing. It feels like the one question everyone wants to know is who your top artist is, right? Well, the answer to that question can say A LOT about who you are as a person (kind of). And I am here to tell you, from my utterly arbitrary point of view, what your Top Artist on Spotify says about you. Please don’t take any of this seriously, it is just for fun and I am basing this on no real knowledge.
Taylor Swift
I had to start with this one. If she is your top artist, are you still grieving not getting tickets for her tour? But seriously you know what you like and don’t care what anyone has to say about it. You also might have a messy situationship or you’re a hopeless romantic with a bit of an anger streak (as you should be, it’s a struggle).Â
Conan Gray
Hopeless Romantic. Like genuinely are you doing okay? Give yourself the time, attention, and care you give that someone who never gives you what you deserve. It’s all good honey.
Billie Eilish
How’s your therapist treating you?
Lil Nas X
AS YOU SHOULD. You’re a fun person to be around and you’re very open-minded. People trust you. Plus, you probably start a lot of fights at Thanksgiving. Keep fighting the good fight!
Post Malone
You either party Wednesday night through Saturday night or you feel alone. If it’s the latter, you’re not. I’m right there with you.
Adele
Wipe your tears, he’s not worth it.
Olivia Rodrigo
We get it. You like her.Â
Lady Gaga
You’re either gay, or you don’t know you’re gay. You have a strong personality and you like to take risks.
Doja cat
You’re a bad b****. You don’t care what anyone says, you are who you are. Your confidence is infectious and you lift up the people around you.Â
One Direction
You have a strong inner child and it’s the thing that people gravitate toward. You also still believe deep down that they’ll reunite one day. I love the optimism, but…
Lana Del Rey
First of all, yes. Second, life gets better girly, keep your head up. You also definitely say the phrase “Thanks, I thrifted it!” far too often. We love an environmentally conscious, thrifty queen!!!
Jonas Brothers
You grew up on Disney and you do not let anyone forget it. You’d probably give up your left arm to see them in concert. Also, if Kevin is your favorite then you’re cool.Â
Megan Thee Stallion
When you go hard, you go haaaaard. You love to let loose and blow off steam in the craziest ways. You’re a hard worker who commits. Sometimes you take on too much. It’s okay to say no and take time for yourself!
Miley Cyrus
You have wonderful taste, and that is my completely unbiased opinion. Just kidding she was totally my top artist. Completely and totally biased but I don’t care. You’re definitely considering getting a tattoo of your favorite lyrics or a copy of one of her tattoos (speaking from experience).
The 1975
You’re cool. You probably have some cool wall art and a creative side that doesn’t get appreciated enough. You also live for concerts. Rock on babe.
Beyonce
You find a good thing and stick to it. You’re loyal and would go to war for the people you love.
The Glee Cast
From the absolute bottom of my heart, are you okay? Please, sweetie. It’s okay to move on.
Drake
Does he even have new music? Or are you still listening to his stuff from 2016? Either way, please branch out.
Kanye
Ginormous red flag please seek help…
Harry Styles
You are either in love with him, super gay, or both. Also, it’s okay that other people don’t like him. Others are allowed to have their own opinions! But in all honesty, you’re an optimistic person who loves meeting new people and you always make a good first impression.
Rhianna
You’re living for the Super Bowl Halftime show this year. And believe me, we all are. You also love to dance and have a strong pull toward the things you find nostalgic.
Ed Sheeran
You’re the type of person who either likes things because you think you’re supposed to, likes things that other people don’t like on purpose, or you have some questionable taste. Either way, why don’t we just try some new things?
The Weeknd
You’re a little mysterious and elusive to people who don’t know you. But you’re a softy who is very in touch with your emotions with the ones close to you.
Justin Bieber
Stop going after toxic men. You deserve better. You cannot fix him. You’re a big believer in second chances and growth, which is a good thing, but it can also get you into trouble.
MY Chemical Romance (or any band of a similar genre)
Your emo phase wasn’t a phase. You probably own a pair of leather pants or a distressed denim jacket and you pull them off better than anyone. Also, your parents might be slightly worried about you but everyone else knows you’re going places.
Dua Lipa
You tend to gravitate toward whatever is mainstream. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. It’s mainstream for a reason! You also probably know a lot about pop culture and you live for red carpet look reviews on TikTok.