Fuckboys seem to be everywhere these days. They reel you in by coming off as a âniceâ guy but their true identity soon gets revealed. The fuckboy world can be hard to navigate once youâre in too deep, so hereâs a guide to help you through.
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How to Spot a Fuckboy
1. He only texts you at 1:00 a.m.
If he only texts you late at night, he’s probably a fuckboy.
2. He doesnât ask anything deeper than âwyd.”
If a guy really cared about you, heâd want to know everything about you. If the only question he ever asks is âwyd?â or âwhatâs up?â, heâs a fuckboy.
3. He always makes the conversation sexual.
This is probably one of the biggest warning signs. If he constantly asks for nudes and always brings up sex, RUN.
4. He has no respect for women.
A fuckboy will always treat you (and all other women) like an object rather than the beautiful and majestic human being that you are. Remember your worth.
5. He never wants to be seen with you in a public setting.Â
If a guy only asks to Netflix and chill in his room, drop him. This also means heâs probably talking to other girls too, so you should all get together and plan to destroy him (like in John Tucker Must Die).
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How to Deal with a Fuckboy
Luckily, the HC UConn writers are very experienced in the fuckboy department and have been kind enough to share their pro-tips for dealing with them. If the guy youâve been texting exhibits any of the signs of listed above, hereâs some advice on what to do:
1. Lose all contact.
âGhost them before they ghost you.â
âDelete all dating apps.â
2. Use them, then lose them.
âIf you spot a fuckboy at the bar trying to get with you, use them for the free drinks then peace out without them.â
âSpend all his points.â
3. Kill their ego.
âTry and shake their ego; i.e, âYou seem like you think youâre really hot.ââ
âIâll purposely hit on one of their friends just to see their ego deflate.â
4. Beat them at their own game and get revenge.
âTo deal with a fuckboy, you have to think like them;Â you have to be a fuckgirl.â
âMake a network of anti-fuckboy women and stick together to empower each other.â
5. Know your worth (AKAÂ youâre better than they are).
âFuckboys are so easy to find because they are so confident, but please always remember that there are so many guys who see you every day and think, âDamn sheâs FINEâ, but theyâre respectful and nice so they donât give you the negative attention. Wait for those guys.â
âTo deal with a fuckboy, you need to realize that you are so much more. You are BeyoncĂ© and Michelle Obama and Viola Davis and Sophia Bush with some Kim Kardashian confidence. You act like you are better than they are. You act like youâre a Hermes bag that he can never afford.â
âAct like Scott Disick; all fuckboys are peasants.â
âAlways remember youâre a hot bowl of rice and you donât need no side dish, especially if itâs in the form of a fuckboy.â
âOnce you realize you can be satisfied by your own hands instead of the hands of a fuckboy, you will feel powerful.â
âRemember you are all queens and have the choice to deal with these fuckboys or not, and we absolutely do not have to deal with them.â
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Hopefully this guide has given you a newfound understanding of the art of the fuckboy. Hereâs to helping destroy the fuckboy population one bro at a time.
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