Super Bowl Sunday is right around the corner, and even if you’re not a football fanatic, there’s still plenty to be excited about.
1. Hot guys in tight pants.
OBVI.
2. Buffalo chicken flavored everything.
We are so lucky to live in a country that values mass consumption of chicken wings, pizza and beer while watching a bunch of hot sweaty guys run around. ‘Merica.
3. Commercials.
For girls who barely understand football, the big-budget advertisements are half of the entertainment. Just make sure to watch this year’s Budweiser commercial before the game, so you can cry about it now rather than in the presence of the guys who will already be annoyed that girls are watching the game with them.
4. Halftime.
Who wants to place bets on whether there will be a repeat of Nipplegate 2004 at Super Bowl XLIX? There’s no way everyone’s favorite scantily clad popstar, Katy Perry, can make it through an entire halftime performance without a wardrobe malfunction of some sort. If the chances of another Super Bowl scandal aren’t enough to get you pumped for Sunday, Cosmopolitan reported today that Lenny Kravitz and Missy Elliot will be performing, as well. At a press conference promoting the halftime show, Perry said, “I wanted to kinda bring someone back, like a throwback of sorts.” So, YEAH, expect totally cool throwback things to happen!
5. Cheerleaders.
So much glitter, such great hair…what more could you ask for? I really just don’t understand why the entire Super Bowl isn’t just dedicated to cheerleaders.
6. Patriots Pride