Basic Facts
Name: Clark Shepard
Hometown: Yarmouth, ME
Relationship Status: Single
Sign: Scorpio
Campus Life
Major: Journalism
Favorite thing about UMaine: The parking, the weather, and hilltop.
How are you involved on campus: I’m sometimes on it…
Favorite place to eat in Orono: Shouts to Bob and the Family Dog
Campus posse (name some friends): The Crosby Boys. You know who you are.
Best place to meet girls at UMaine: 62 Crosby St. Next question.
Why did you choose UMaine: I heard there were some good pizza places.
Best Class: Journalism
Worst Class: Everything else
How do you like to spend your weekends here: Easy Company at the Roost and late night Crosby ragers.
Miscellaneous
What is on your ipod’s top rated: Tribe Called Quest, J Dilla, Gangstarr, and James Taylor
Boxers or Briefs: Boxer Briefs
An embarrassing confession: I watch Anchorman and Good Will Hunting every month. Religiously.
Ski or Snowboard: Ski
Salty or Sweet: Salty Sweet
Cats or Dogs: Dogs. Cats are worthless.
Dream job: Play-by-play announcer or Miranda Kerr’s cabana boy. Either one.
Biggest Pet Peeve: YOLO. That word has to die.
Three words to describe yourself: N-R-G…?
Favorites
Favorite Barstool Segment: Anything about Jenny Dell
Favorite song to dance to at a party: All Night Long – Lionel Ritchie
Favorite food: Late night mac n’ cheese balls from the Dog
Favorite Beer: PBR
Favorite App (game or otherwise): Ruzzle and Shazam
The Nitty Gritty
Craziest place you’ve ever had sex: Beached lobster boat
How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: If I offer you a crisp PBR, you’re wife material.
What do you want girls to know about you: I’m a good guy. Don’t be intimidated by my dance moves.
What do you look for in a girl: Smart, confident, and likes to laugh. Oh and can cook…I’m blowing way to much cash on delivery.
Deal-breaker: Smokes cigarettes. Your mouth tastes like tar…
Celebrity Man Crush: Tom F-ing Brady