Basic Facts
Name: Thomas Wolfgang Reiss
Hometown: Westport Island, ME
Relationship Status: I plan on dying alone
Sign: Virgo, it means I’m empathetic
Snapchat: Thomasre7
Campus Life
Major: Economics, minor in Psychology
Year: Super senior
Why UMaine: Cuz I can’t afford no fancy school
How are you involved on campus? I used to go to the gym… But I fell off the treadmill two weeks ago and haven’t been back
Bests
Best friends: The overly nice guy at All Town
Best place to meet people at UMaine: Idk, I wear headphones so no one will talk to me
Best professor: Gary Hunt
Best class: ECO280: Mathematics for Economics
Best thing to do on the weekends here: Wear sweatpants in public
Favorites
Favorite music to dance to at a party: Vengaboys- Boom Boom Boom
Favorite music to listen to alone in your car: Bach, Mozart, and some of Beethoven’s early work
Favorite place to eat in Orono: Thai Kitchen
Top Three’s
What are the top three things on your bucket list?
1. Make a girl like me
2. Go one day without existential thoughts in the shower
3. Rum bucket
What are your top three things to accomplish before graduation?
1. Remove the ink from my last dollar wells stamp
2. Catch a UMaine squirrel
3. Take life seriously
What are your top three places to travel to in the future?
1. The future
2. Lewiston/Auburn
3. Germany
*All photos courtesy of subject*