Are your friends tired of handing you tissues while you ugly cry? Have you developed a twitch from checking your phone every five seconds for texts from your ex? Have you forgotten what it’s like to wear real pants because you’ve been living in your sweats for weeks? If so, this playlist goes out to you.
Compiled of everything from old-school mom jams to current pop hits, these songs will provide great background noise while you wallow in self-pity, burn old photographs, or take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights. Remember: if you’re going to feed your soul post-breakup, do it with these tunes instead of raw cookie dough. (Disclaimer: we are in no way condemning raw cookie dough.)
Stage 1: Denial
Common side effects may include:
- Telling concerned friends that it’s “whatever” and that you’re “over it” while furtively and obsessively checking your phone for missed calls or texts
- Suggesting to your ex that you remain “friends”/ having regrettable late-night encounters
Songs:
1. Lady Antebellum, “Need You Now”
2. Rihanna, “Stay”
3. Chris Young, “I’m Comin’ Over”
4. U2, “With or Without You”
5. A Fine Frenzy, “Ashes and Wine”
Stage 2: Anger
Common side effects may include:
- Gagging whenever someone talks about their happy relationship and becoming irrationally enraged by cute couples
- Digging your key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Songs:
11. Carrie Underwood, “Before He Cheats”
12. Christina Aguilera, “Fighter”
13. Alanis Morissette, “You Oughta Know”
14. P!nk, “So What”
15. Lily Allen, “Smile”
Stage 3: GriefÂ
Common side effects may include:
- Turning into a walking clichĂ© as you watch “The Notebook” wearing your ex’s sweatshirt while washing down a pint of ice cream with tears and wine
- Harassing your BFF via text and phone calls by sobbing to them at ungodly hours
Songs:
6. Dixie Chicks, “Once You’ve Loved Somebody”
7. Taylor Swift, “Forever and Always” (piano version)
8. Coldplay, “Warning Sign”
9. Banks, “Someone New”
10. Colbie Caillat, “I Never Told You”
Stage 4: Acceptance Â
Common side effects may include:
- Realizing you might be better off without your significant other
- Finally deleting all those old texts you were too scared to erase, “in case you got back together”
Songs:
16. Taylor Swift, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together“
17. Adele, “Turning Tables”
18. Kelly Clarkson, “Since U Been Gone”
19. Leona Lewis, “Better In Time”
20. BeyoncĂ©, “Irreplaceable”
Stage 5: Moving On
Common side effects may include:
- Allowing your friends to drag you out for a night on the town
- Finally giving your number to that cute guy from lecture
Songs:
21. Gloria Gaynor, “IÂ Will Survive”
22. Fleetwood Mac, “Go Your Own Way”
23. Whitney Houston, “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”
24. Jay Z, “On To The Next One”
25. Sheryl Crow, “All I Wanna Do”