Before I came to college, I had this idea that college students had insanely active social lives. I thought that all college students went out and partied every weekend! Although this is the case for some college students, I know now as a senior in my undergraduate career that plenty of people in my class act more like stereotypical old people rather than young, energetic partiers and here are the reasons why:
1. We would rather be at home in our pajamas than out singing karaoke at Stacker’s in the center of Amherst or other local bars in college towns.
Yeah, going out is great. But at the same time, it’s uncomfortable. Even if you’re wearing jeans and a cute shirt, you’re still wearing pants. Why not just stay home where pants are optional and episodes of Dexter on Netflix are abundant?
2. We sometimes lie to our friends by saying we have plans, while the truth is that our plans consist of spending time alone enjoying an afternoon of absolutely nothing.
I’d rather lie in my bed in my oversized UMass Amherst t-shirt with my cat.
3. We love cats and cannot feel satisfied with just one.
When homework, drama with friends, and frustrating love lives get tough in college, it is tempting for us seniors to drop everything to adopt every cat in need of some love.
4. We find ourselves starting up hobbies that Blanche from “The Golden Girls” probably partakes in.
Knitting and crocheting are some of the best ones. Need a christmas gift? Knit it. Too poor to buy a winter hat? Just make it yourself! Bored during your lecture class? Might as well start making something.
5. We wear ugly sweaters to more than just to a themed party in December.
They’re perfect for the holidays. And any day, really.
6. We help out friends in financial crises.
Might as well put our skills to good use.