A Day in the Life of Kanye West at UMass, as told by Kanye

In my convoluted head, the perfect day at UMass would be narrated by Kanye West, well known for his very unique quotes. I have admired Kanye for years, as many Collegiettes have (I hope I’m not alone here). So for the enjoyment of all, I have crafted the perfect day at UMass for Mr. West to experience, and it goes a little something like this!

Kanye wakes up:

Kanye gets dressed (this takes an hour or two because no one looks this fly in a minute):

Kanye goes to Hamp, because health:

Kanye takes a business call from Jay-Z: 

Kanye walks to class:

Kanye sits in on a music theory class, teaches the class, and rewrites music history: 

Kanye skips other classes, because let’s face it, he has more important things to do:

Kanye takes a quick nap:

Kanye takes a quick flight to Paris:

Kanye ponders life by the campus pond:

Kanye gets ready to go out:

Kanye, the day after:

I hope all of you Collegiettes feel like Kanye at least at some point in the day!

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