Dieting is never fun, but dieting in college is even worse. There’s nothing harder than eating three salads while watching your friends take down ice cream cone after cheeseburger after pizza with a side of french fries. So while you eat the entire bag of Skinny Pop and pretend it’s good for you, check out the ten stages of dieting in college below.
1. Realizing you need to lose five pounds to fit into your date party dress.
2. “I can do it!”
3. “This is easy!”
4. “It has been three hours. Am I skinny yet?”
5. “Is pizza a vegetable?”
6. “Alcohol doesn’t count.”
7. “If I take it off of someone’s plate, it doesn’t count…” [if you can manage it.]
8. “But the dining hall soft serve looks sooooo good.”
9. “But my parents are taking me out to dinner!”
10. “I f***ed up too bad today. I’ll start fresh tomorrow.”
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