We all have that one clumsy friend where most of the time you just shake your head, smirk or laugh, cause they really are just a hot mess and just can’t seem to keep it together. Well, unfortunately I’m that friend. So, if you’re like me and are clumsy AF, or feel like you might be, here are some crystal clear signs.
1. You don’t even remember the last time you didn’t spill, fall, drop or break anything.
2. Spilling something on your shirt, is just part of your daily routine. (Usually food of some sort.)
3. You have your friends tell you that you’re clumsy.
4. You tell your friends, “Guys it’s just not my day today.” And they reply, “Dude, is it ever your day?” Enough said.
5. You use the word shit show quite a bit.
– That was a shit show.
– This is gonna be a shit show.
– Wow, what a shit show.
Let’s be honest, your whole life is a shit show.
(Embrace it girl.)
6. You’ve mastered the eye roll on countless occasions-little do they know it was you rolling them eyes at your own nonsense.
7. You’re not really sure if anyone has ever called you graceful or put together- if they have they definitely didn’t know you. Jokes on them.
8. You’ve gotten to the point that whenever you do something clumsy, you just laugh it off because who’s got time to be angry when you’re this bad.
9. You try to avoid using the words, “what else could go wrong,” because we all know that usually backfires…
10. You’ve realized that your clumsiness is really just a part of you now and one of your greatest qualities.
11. Welcome to the hot mess express lovelies.