After his performance at the Oscar’s last night, we were all reminded that even in a formal setting, our precious Abel’s hair is still weird as f***. Here is a compliation of the thoughts we had during his performance. (And yes, alcohol may have been involved.)
1. This dog on this dude’s head
2. A baby elephant sleeping
3. Otto Rocket from Rocket Power’s hair
4. A screeching Gargoyle
5. A wave crashing majestically into a rock
6. The Hawaiian Punch guy’s hat
7. Spongebob Squarepant’s house. Or any pineapple, really.
8. A box of McDonald’s french fries
9. A seahorse
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10. Cynthia from Rugrat’s hair
11. A walruses mustache
12. A bonsai tree
13. A tarantula
14. A Celery Stalk
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