Hometown: Laramie, Wyoming
Year in School: n/a, can’t read yet
Relationship Status: In a domestic partnership with a stuffed hedgehog
Major: Napping with a minor in World Domination (these don’t require reading, in case you were wondering.)
To my fellow Laramie residents: this week’s Cutie is a little different, in that he is not actually a human. On the other hand, he is really similar to the previous Cuties because he is really, really cute.
Her Campus: Let’s cut right to the chase, Dwight. We hear you have several plans for World Domination. Care to elaborate?
Dwight: Well…I can’t tell you all the details, obviously. But I guess I can tell you that once I figure out how to escape my human’s apartment, I will steal all the treats from the drawer. Then, I plan on disabling the economy and taking down the government and replacing all the humans in power with my cat friends.
HC: Wow…so, I guess you have a lot to do. What do you do in those rare moments of free time you have?
D: I love napping. And rolling around in catnip is fun too. Sometimes I get to go outside and roll around on the cold cement and have you ever rolled around on that stuff?! It feels so cool. Sometimes I go to the park too, that’s fun, but I’m pretty scared of wind and grass and exercise. Also sometimes, this crazy red dot of light appears and I chase it around and it. Is. So. FUN.
HC: What’s your favorite book?
D: In my pursuit of world domination, I haven’t found the time to learn to read yet. But the humans I own read me this book they bought about how to make their cat internet famous, entitled How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity. I can identify with some of the themes in this novel, especially Chapter 4: The World Is Your Litter Box. So I’d say that’s probably my favorite book.
HC: What’s your favorite thing to eat?
D: All the foods. Especially ice cream.
HC: What’s your favorite movie?
D: Lion King. Hakuna Matata is my life motto.
HC: Do you have any celebrity crushes?
D: Nala from Lion King, she is so beautiful. But I am also totally in love with Grumpy Cat. We share a lot of the same values.
HC: What is your favorite TV show?
D: I like anything with birds in it. Or fish. They move so fast, like me.
HC: In light of Thanksgiving, what are you most thankful for?
D: My new hedgehog toy is pretty cool…
HC: How are you enjoying the wintery weather?
D: The cold white stuff feels weird on my paws. I hate it. I don’t get out much, thankfully, but when the humans I own drag me out into the frigid tundra, I thank the kitty gods that I have enough fluffy fur on me to keep me warm. Unlike you humans. Poor, weak, furless, slow, humans.
Enjoy your Thanksgiving break, Collegiettes! We hope it is absolutely purr-fect. Take this time to be thankful for all you have in life, like cute cats and ice cream!