We’ve all been there, it’s two hours before a White Elephant party you plan on attending and you have no gift. The socks your grandma gave you last year are too boring, but fuzzy pink handcuffs your friends gave you for your twenty-first seem like a little too much. And you definitely don’t want to be the person who brings a half-eaten cheesecake wrapped in a Wal-Mart bag to the party. This is why we’ve prepared a quick list of White Elephant gifts:
A holiday-themed hat/headband. Let’s be real, the receiver will wear that every holiday season.
A pound of grade A ground pork. Trust us, it goes nicely in gravy for biscuits and gravy.
Literally anything from Bart’s Flea Market.
A framed work of your own cross stitching.
A pickaxe.
A Wiggles blanket.
A bottle of peppermint schnapps.
Wool socks with dope patterns.
A hat you knitted yourself.
Potholders.
A bag of coffee from a local place.
A stuffed white hippo.