Farewell, Pumpkin Spice Latte; hello, Peppermint Mocha! Yes, Christmas is all around, as Bill Nighy reminds us every year when we pop in Love Actually. The season brings many things, one of them being the annual headache that is holiday shopping. But fear not! I am here to help you make this task less stressful and turn what is supposed to be a merry outing into less of a chore.
Donât bother to put unwanted items away
If youâre walking around the store with an item only to realize that you donât want to purchase it anymore, just leave it wherever. The same thing goes when it comes to the fitting room. When you decide you donât want certain clothing items, donât worry about putting them back on their designated racks. Hell, donât even put them back on their hangers. Just leave the garments inside the stall. Youâre in too much of a hurry, and you wouldnât want to do a retail associateâs job for them. If you think about it, it would be patronizing to make their work simpler. Thatâs like presuming that someone wants to use the bumpers at the bowling alley. Remember, theyâre getting paid to clean up after you! Leaving the clothes on the fitting room floor saves you time, which enables you to get more shopping done.
Let associates know if youâre upset
Often, it feels as if the retail world is out to get you. Youâre in a rush? Then of course youâre stuck in the long line with the slow cashier. That being said, customer feedback is useful for businesses. Itâs how they gauge the quality of their services. So if youâre stuck in a slow-moving line, be vocal about it. Let them know youâve been waiting for 5 minutes. Yell, âHey, where are the other cashiers?â If the associate looks very apologetic, donât let that sway you. Theyâve inconvenienced you and should not be let off the hook just because theyâre âsorry.â If anything, leniency makes incompetence excusable. Tough love will ensure that this behavior will not happen again. When itâs your turn to pay, grumble when they ask you stupid questions like, âDid you find everything okay?â When checkout is over, make sure to squint at their nametag and ask for a manager, and when they make a move to summon them, just huff, and say, âUgh, never mind. Iâm in too much of a hurry.â Then make your exit.
Another disaster that you might come across is summed up by the cacophonous phrase âout of stock.â You ask the associate, âWhat do you mean itâs âout of stock?ââ When they spew out some insipid excuse, thatâs when you insert yourself and say, âWell, thatâs not right. Itâs Christmas. My dog really wants that popcorn maker.â And there they go with that word again. âSorry,â they say. Thatâs when you really let them have it. After all, itâs false advertising to announce that theyâre selling something without actually having it. Itâs supply and demand, people. If a customer demands it, retailers should supply it. Itâs Astronomics 101.
Make sure you are getting the best deals
These are trying times, and as such, we all want to save a buck or two. To ensure youâre getting the lowest prices, make sure you ask the cashier for the price of every item they ring up. If a price doesnât fall under your budget, let them know that everything in the store is too expensive. But donât just say it. Change starts with you, so let them see that youâre upset and demand that they give you the lowest price for that one item. They might prattle on about âstore policy,â yada yada yada. But what you actually should be hoping for is a coupon. You just have to fluster the associate enough for them to give you that discount. If they donât budge, just mutter, âNever mind. I donât want this,â and leave the items on the counter. This approach is not only a way to scope out the best deals and coupons; with your hard-hitting feedback, it also allows you to promote positive change within the retail industry. And youâre such a trooper for that.
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