1. OMG a cute animal!
For all the times students have had their dogs, cats, and other furry friends featured on the Campus Story.
2. Ooh! That looks cool.
This is me whenever I see snaps of the guy who rode a unicycle to class, but then again, it doesn’t take much to impress me.
3. Hearing the phrase, “Free…. With donation.”
Because it’s not like we can say “fundraiser.”
4. What the hell is that?
Because there’s always stories that are posted without context, and this is the only appropriate answer.
5. Of course you can’t find parking! Nobody can!
UCF doesn’t stand for opportunity. It’s the first part of the phrase, “U Can’t Find Parking!”
6. Why is this even a thing?
Probably half of campus when all those people decided to have an extended twerk contest… featuring their stuffed animals. Really, you guys?
7. Ooh I hope my snap will make the Campus Story.
Anyone who has ever submitted a snap to the Campus Story, which is probably most of us.
8. The Reflection Pond just always looks nice.
Especially at night before it gets turned off. It’s literally my favorite place on campus, and I don’t care how basic that may sound.
9. I missed that?!
I always watch the Campus Story and see something that I wanted to go to after it’s already over. It’s always a struggle.
10. Knightro is always wherever I’m not.
No, seriously. I got a video of him dancing which made it onto the Campus Story, but I will not be satisfied until I can get a picture with him to post on Facebook.
11. Where the hell is the Campus Story??
I don’t know what’s been going on, but I know that if I’ve been on campus within the last 24 hours, I should be able to watch the Campus Story. There have been too many days where I was on campus and did not see it. Am I missing something? If I’m going to effectively procrastinate, this needs to be addressed, thanks.