“I had a dream I was a monk in Bangkok. It was rad.”
SeniorMajor: communicationHometown: Santa Cruz
Where do you want to be in five years, and with whom?
Iâll be 27 in five years⊠28⊠In five years Iâll probably travel through South East Asia, once again. I think thatâs where I need to be. I want to go back there and teach English, hopefully in Thailand.
And with whom? Who knows⊠Iâll figure it out when I get there.
Do you have any celebrity crushes?
Mila Kunis. She’s definitely my type of girl. If you look at my track record of ex-girlfriends, youâll see a definite pattern.
So like dark hair, light eyes�
Well, yeah, that. But also someone who just looks adventurous.
Whatâs adventurous about Mila Kunis’ look?
Have you seen Book of Eli? She tears it up!
Are you crushing on anyone at UCSB? Want to give a shout out?
Girl who works at Café Equilibrium, she hooked it up with free chicken in my crepe. I love that girl.
Are you the type of guy to check girls out when they walk away?
Definitely.
Whatâs your biggest turn on/turn off?
I like a little playful biting. Biggest turn off? Cigarettes. Donât smoke âem.
Do you think youâre a romantic man?
Yeah. Iâd like to think so.
You hesitated.
Yeah.
Are you on Tinder?
Itâs 2015, isnât it?
What do you think is your best feature?
I would say⊠the hair. Itâs gotta be the hair.
You studied in Thailand for a quarter. Whatâs the craziest thing that happened to you?
I think, legally, Iâm not allowed to discuss it.
So you plead the Fifth?
Until the day I die.
If you want more of Andy Golden, (and who wouldnât?), you can follow him on IG @Goldyn_Child