After just 72 days, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have already called it quits. My elementary school boyfriend and I shared a longer relationship than that, and I only agreed to be his girlfriend because he had the Tamagotchi that I really wanted. So the question on everyones’ minds is why? Was it a publicity stunt? Must all good things really come to an end (even if it is an abrupt end)? Or was Kim just too nervous about birthing their future children—her ass and his height? Ouch. I have compiled a list of a few possible reasons why K&K didn’t make it:
1. Kim Kardashian lives by five words–“Go Big or Go Home.” She sent Kris packing when her $2 million engagement ring nor their $20 million wedding ceremony was enough.
2. Kris was a pain in the neck–literally. He is a foot and a half taller than she is!
3. Kim’s incredibly superstitious, she believes that the “Third time’s the charm.” With two failed marriages behind her, she believes that her third marriage will be her last.
4. The whole wedding was merely a stunt so that audiences could watch bridezilla Kris Jenner take over another wedding and then precede to cry for the next 5 episodes.
5. Let’s be honest, everyone just wanted to see baby Mason in a tux.
From rumors of publicity stunts to rumors of arguments over finances, there are a multitude of reasons circling about what may have caused K&K’s short-lived marriage. Hopefully Kim Kardashian will escape the Jennifer Aniston-curse and find her prince charming; and in the mean time, Kris Humphries, I’ll come home with you to Minnetonka!