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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UCSB chapter.

Okay broke collegietes – you’re running low on money, you haven’t eaten out in weeks, and the last time someone asked about your well-being was the pizza boy. But, mama dearest announces she’s visiting.

 

You are forever done (jk, just for the weekend…) with the Dining Commons.

 

When you see her, you go from college student to a cry-baby.

 

When she meets your friends:

 

You get the arguments out of your systems.

 

And then become a beautiful monster when she takes you out for food…

 

She doesn’t have to ask twice if you want to go shopping.

 

You have no choice but to be tucked into her bed!

 

 

 

…And her bed becomes your bed 

 

You have a cuddle buddy to snuggle with while watching Netflix ’cause you don’t need no man!

 

She makes sure you have some cash to hold you over too..

 

All of this is to show how much she cares for you

 

And you know you’re lucky to have her as your Mom, regardless of what she does or doesn’t do for you.

 

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Cheyenne is a first-year UCSB student currently studying Communication and Environmental Studies. She is a third-culture kid who grew up in Dubai, UAE and therefore loves to travel and challenge the different social constructs that exist within our world. She enjoys writing, exercising, fashion, film, and is a total foodie. You can find her on Instagram @cheyennekab.
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Kirby is a recent graduate from UCSB currently living in Los Angeles. As a proud Her Campus UCSB alum, she's happy to be back on the HC team covering one of her fave shows: "The Mindy Project." On any given day you can find her with her nose in a book (let's be real - it's a Kindle). In her free time, she likes petting dogs, binge-watching TV, and eating a lot of food. Find her on Instagram: @kirbynicoleb or @GirlBossEats.