For those of you who haven’t heard, this year, UCT’s final exams will be written in a tent on the rugby field.
Yes, you’ve read that right, a tent.
In response to recent protest action, UCT’s management has decided that the best course of action is to create a new exam venue to host multiple exams at a time, with private security patrolling the perimeter of the venue. Most people would say that a large tent, a fence, private security and blocking off the whole of rugby road would be a little extra, but UCT management believe that this will provide a more secure environment in which to write our final exams.
As secure as a tent can possibly be with Upper Campus’s unpredictable climate.
Students being students, the situation was instantly made into a meme. After all, using humour to deal with uncertainty and our continuous suffering is what we do best.
I’ve compiled a list of the 10 funniest tweets I found in response to our current situation.
1. Be sure to do those last-minute exam preparations.
UCT students, don’t forget to get your tickets for the Exam Festival at CompuTicket.
Don’t forget you need your ID, Student Card & Confirmation of DP.— Themba Ndovi (@General_North) November 11, 2017
Early bird tickets are sold out.
2. Ensure you’ve got the necessarily equipment before entering the exam venue.
UCT Exam Fest Starter Pack @uctjustkidding pic.twitter.com/gFfqApdcnP
— Yaseen Brey (@YaseenBrey) November 11, 2017
Access will not be granted without presenting your wristband.
3. Reconsidering your choice in university
Me to me: you said you wanted to attend the best uni
in Africa, now look you’re teaching youself course and
writing exams on a rugby field pic.twitter.com/DJWd2siQM6— UCT Just Kidding (@uctjustkidding) November 11, 2017
…and regretting all those times you were cocky about attending UCT.
4. Be sure to wear appropriate attire.
Are we supposed to wear glitter and outfits to the Final Exams Festival?
— UCT Student (@UCTStudent) November 12, 2017
If you thought sports centre can get a bit chilly, we can only imagine what the Rugby Field is like.
5. It’s rumoured that we’ll be getting free earplugs out of it.
If it’s true UCT is giving us ear plugs when we write our exams, best believe I’m going to ignore the invigilators when they say time is up pic.twitter.com/5yFEF2XWCY
— Yonnic (@YonKippur) November 14, 2017
We are paying thousands of Rands to be there, it’s the least they could do.
6. If you didn’t get an exemption to go to Daisy’s this year – don’t worry, Rocking the DP’s line-up looks lit.
Hottest festival of the year, philosophy students guaranteed concessions pic.twitter.com/h3EnUnbhEK
— pappa dura (@BassMan_noname) November 14, 2017
Nadierah and the Pienaars are a personal favourite of mine.
7. Be sure to check what venues your favourite performances will take place, and as per UCT’s request, be there an hour before the time.
Exam venues have been updated pic.twitter.com/TVrT77XTPx
— Mamacita (@ZuziSithole) November 11, 2017
To ensure you get the best spot, of course.
8. Asking to go to the bathroom during an exam is already uncomfortable enough.
*During an exam*
student: may I go to the bathroom please?
UCT: *signals security*#UCTShutdown pic.twitter.com/MGxuRTaA4h— Zanalee Rezandt (@ZanaleeRezandt) November 10, 2017
Will umbrellas be on hand in case of rain?
9. How we’ll be filing into venues.
How Uct students be approaching the new exam venue pic.twitter.com/w0za3Ctlu6
— 2D-kun (@AmaanSalie) November 11, 2017
*Me holding on to the last bit of motivation I have to complete this semester*
10. And of course, the thought we’ve all had but don’t want to say out loud.
UCT final exams are going to be…in-tents
— radiocure (@richymarais) November 10, 2017
It’s not wrong though.
In all seriousness, I hope everyone manages to stay strong during these trying times. I’m not sure if ethical consideration counts for anything in this situation, but I hope the principles of benefice and non-malifence apply to us all; may we gain maximum benefit and minimal harm from these final exams.