Let’s say you’re walking across campus, and BAM — super hot Gators baseball player at 3 o’clock. What do you do?
Do you look shyly from afar and hope that a stroke of genius will hit him and that he’ll see you, the girl of his dreams?
Or do you pull out a witty pick up line and steal his heart?
For example: I really like baseball, so take me home baby!
Cheesy? Yes. Effective? Probably!
Most guys say they want a girl with a sense of humor and confidence. The best way to combine both is having the guts to make the first move with a healthy touch of humor. Be able to laugh at yourself, and he’ll find you charming!
Some good lines to use:
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. (There are actually several boy scouts at UF, who knew!)
- I’ve looked for a man with a VCR, and I’ve finally found the perfect one… That’s a Very Cute Rear by the way. (Admit you like the butt; he’ll respect the boldness.)
- Here I am! What were your other two wishes? (Confidence ladies! Wear it like a great pair of jeans.)
- Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I’ve seen all week. (Stroke the ego, and he will respond.)
- Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you’re hot. (Word play is fun! I promise.)
- You must be a prizefighter. One look at you, and I’m knocked out. (Oh look! This girl can relate to me, he says to himself.)
- Hey! I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend. (Presumptuous? Maybe. Effective? Definitely!)
- If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer. (A little long, but still super cute!)
Now, they won’t always work. You may end up with a Jenna Marbles “The Face” staring you in the eyes.
But you will have a lot of fun trying, and your girlfriends will get a laugh. Who knows… Mr. Right might just be waiting for you to make a fool of yourself the next time you’re at Midtown.