Name: Keenan Mulherin
Age: 21
Major: Marketing
Hometown: Fishers, Ind.
Height: 6’4”
Relationship status: Single
Favorite Movie: Mama Mia!
Favorite Song: “I Touch Myself” – Divinyls
Favorite Food: Anything soaked in butter.
Cats or Dogs: Fish
Ideal First Date: Marooned on a desert island with my sweetheart.
Favorite Female Celebrity: Cloris Leachmanv
Describe Yourself in 5 Words: Bitch, don’t kill my vibe.
Where is one place you would like to visit? The moon.
What’s the most romantic thing you have done for a girl? Saved a female from a junkyard dog, just before making sweet, passionate love to her beneath Angle Dust waterfall.
Biggest fear: Commitment
Who is your role model? Zachary Purcell
If you had one super power what would it be? The ability to stretch anything on my body.
If you found a genie and had three wishes, what would they be? 1. The world’s best beer ever made, 2. A gypsy-made fedora, 3. The ability to teleport.
If you were ruler of your own country, what would be the first law you introduced? Casual Fridays.
What is one of your favorite quotes? “Almost all men can endure adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”
How did you feel when I approached you about being a Campus Cutie? Honored.