Everyone’s inner passive aggressive attitude is rejoicing with “first of all” scenario posts taking over social media. This hilarious Twitter trend has taken the form of what seems like endless scenarios to prove that, in fact, any situation can elicit a sassy response. Here are some of our favorites.
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We appreciate you for addressing the blunt message, Netflix. Where you at Pandora?
“Are you still watching”
First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough
— Netflix US (@netflix) October 15, 2017
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I’m 5 minutes away from deciding not to come anymore tbh.
“but you said your 5 mins away”
First of all I didn’t say where I’m 5 mins away from
— ki’. (@gvldenkirstyy) October 15, 2017
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And do you really need a better explanation than that?
“You eat chick fil a too much”
First of all, this is the Lords food
— Kwinton Reno (@BubbaReno) October 16, 2017
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The same coworker who’s uncle’s hamster is always in town.Â
Coworker: “Do you wanna cover my shift today?”
First of all, I don’t even want to cover my own shift.
— samantha (@sammanthaaa__) October 16, 2017
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SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO LOUD?
Cashier: Um, your card was declined..
First of all, lower your voice
— armen (@chorbychorbs) October 19, 2017
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What’s done is done.
“I’m sorry for how I treated you, I’d like to work things out”
First of all, I already told my mom.
— Cameron Byfield (@motokid128__) October 16, 2017
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You never said it had to real.
Bouncer: “This ID is fake”
First of all, I never said it was real
— armen (@chorbychorbs) October 19, 2017
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This and the entire list of past presidents are the only two pieces of information I’ll ever need to know.
“You’re almost 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school.”
First of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
— Logan (@LJD31) October 17, 2017
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You’re lucky I’m even still replying.
“you suck at texting”
first of all i don’t even wanna talk to you
— giorgia is unfazed (@itsgiorgiarose) October 15, 2017
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He’s changed, okay?
“i thought you said you was done with him”
first of all, that was 3 mins ago.. he’s a different person now
— johanny (@jcxx_k) October 16, 2017
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This was never a problem before Snapchat came along.
“you were so drunk lol here’s a video”
First of all.. i have no idea who that is
— alexia (@lexiberube) October 16, 2017
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And don’t think I don’t smell that wine in your water bottle.
Family at holidays: “wow you’re 20 and still single? I was married by your age!”
First of all… you’ve been divorced 3 times aunt linda
— devin campbell (@devin_kimberly) October 17, 2017
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And painting a cooler makes me an artist.
“I love to travel”
First of all, you went to Gatlinburg for a fraternity formal.
— Alissa Derogatis (@alissader0gatis) October 19, 2017
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Classic.
“I saw you banging on the sofa”
First of all, it wasn’t me
— Luke The Duke (@luke_maxwell19) October 17, 2017
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Just wait until I get on Rate My Professor.
“I got a 95 in my test!”
Professor: First of all, I curved yalls grades by 60 points.
— Anson. (@ansontm) October 15, 2017
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PSA: I will be laughing at my phone until this trend dies.
“who got you smiling at your phone like that?”
first of all no human is interested in me, i’m just laughing at “first of all” joke tweets
— Lauren Chanel Allen (@MichelleHux) October 15, 2017
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