This week we’re bringing you a two for one deal, because we know that sometimes one just isn’t enough, especially when it comes to the Bristol brothers. These charming and hilarious boys are originally from Weymouth Mass but they can be spotted all around UNH. Check out our Q&A with them to find out why we think they’re the cutest bros on campus.
Jake Bristol ‘13
The Basics:
Hometown: Weymouth, MA
Relationship Status: taken
Major: Business Administration
Clubs or hobbies involved in at UNH: Intramural flag football, hockey, and floor hockey
UNH favorites:
Favorite thing to eat on campus: buff chick sub from Wildcat
Favorite UNH sport: hockey
Favorite UNH moment: day drinking days at Young
Fun facts: im the favorite of my three brothers
Describe yourself in 3 words: loud, happy, energetic
Name one thing on your bucket list?: base jump in a squirrel suit
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: anywhere but Cancun
Favorite movie: Wedding Crashers
Favorite TV show: Entourage
Favorite sports team: Bruins
Favorite food: lobster
Most played song on your itunes: 5AM in Toronto
Where do you hang out on the weekends?: Scorps, Young Drive, and Pahhk Court
Most embarrassing moment: One of the times I forgot my debit card at scorps after $ drinks, went to get it and had a $90 tab
What reality tv show would you go on?: Real World
If you could trade places with one celebrity who would it be?: Vinny Chase
If you could travel to one location where would you go?: Atlantis
If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you take?: unlimited supply of Busch light, water, and gushers
Love life:
Biggest celebrity crush: Hayden Panettiere
Describe your dream girl: Hayden Panettiere
Blondes, brunettes or red heads?: blondes
What do you look for in a girl?: a good personality to go with good looks
Favorite pick-up line: Want a piece of gum?
Ideal date: a nice dinner
What meal would you cook for a girl?: whatever she prefers
Best place to meet UNH girls: definitely not the knot
Biggest turn off: girls who can’t walk in heels
Biggest turn on: a cutie with a bootie
If you could choose next weeks campus cutie, who would it be and why? Bryan Hernon aka the Stamp. He’s the quietest stud i’ve ever met.
Steve Bristol ‘15
The Basics:
Hometown: Weymouth, Boston
Relationship Status: Single
Major: Business Management
Clubs or hobbies involved in at UNH: drinking, hockey, floor hockey, flag football and drinking
UNH favorites:
Favorite thing to eat on campus: Mama Mac’s
Favorite UNH sport: Hockey
Favorite UNH moment: Throwing up in front of the library before theater and dance
Fun facts:
Describe yourself in 3 words: great younger brother
Any fun facts we should know about you? I used to be athletic, I now am not athletic
Name one thing on your bucket list? 3 some. if thats too inappropriate I’d like to bungee jump
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? A junior at UNH
Favorite movie: Semi-Pro
Favorite TV show: Hoarders
Favorite sports team: My fantasy football team
Favorite food: Roommates stuffed pepper stuffing
Most played song on your iTunes: Fast Car
Where do you hang out on the weekends? The wrong places
Most embarrassing moment: Getting a disorderly conduct fine for urinating in public
What reality tv show would you go on? HBO 24/7 Road to the Winter Classic
If you could trade places with one celebrity who would it be? Selena Gomez
If you could travel to one location where would you go? UMass Amherst
If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you take? My mom, my dad and twitter
Love life:
Biggest celebrity crush: Tom Brady, obviously
Describe your dream girl: the opposite of Jenny from Forrest Gump
Blondes, brunettes or red heads?: No preference
What do you look for in a girl?: Easy going, nice, and of course looks
Favorite pick-up line: Is this vinyl? Hi I’m Steve.
Ideal date: Chill watch a movie and drink moscato
What meal would you cook for a girl? Depends how heavy she is
Best place to meet UNH girls: UNH
Biggest turn off: When girls overstay their welcome
Biggest turn on: Girls who burp
If you could choose next weeks campus cutie, who would it be and why?: My dad. He’s a UNH alum and these looks did not come out of thin air