You Know You’re at UNH When…

Here are 25 things that’ll tell you you’re DEFINITELY at UNH.

You see more squirrels than people.

(We even have a geofilter of a squirrel)

Housing and picking classes send you into an intense panic.

You always have to throw in a soda at DHOP to reach that $5 Cat’s Cache minimum. 

On a windy day, you’re reminded campus is surrounded by farms.

The words “themed dinner” make you anxious.

Hearing a canon in the near distance is a good thing. 

When you hear “Wild Kitty” you know it’s in reference to food.

For every one car, there are four mopeds.

You have over nine places to choose from for coffee.

You’re constantly questioning the endless construction.

You confuse Library Hill for Hogwarts…

Which is totally understandable because the T-Hall Bell plays the Harry Potter theme song.

You receive a parking ticket because your meter expired 17 seconds ago.

You spend all but 2 weeks of the school year wearing bean boots and a down jacket.

You trust the food that comes from a place that doubles as a laundromat.

You see someone skiing down Main Street on any given winter day.

You’ve eaten a Freddy Special and a JB in the same day.

You actually beg people to swipe you into the dining hall.

You have an endless amount of Dominos coupons.

As soon as it hits 45 degrees, the entire campus is tanning on T-Hall Lawn.

You’re still drunk the Monday after Homecoming.

You willingly wait 45 minutes at the Hut.

A nice day = day drink, a snow day = day drink

One walk up Library Hill is equivelent to 3 leg days at the gym…

And you need a 30 second break after climbing the HOCO stairs.

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