1. You take it very personally when other people don’t like you upon first meeting you.
2. You try really hard to make new friends with common interests, so you tend to offer up too much information. And it usually ends up being awkward.
3. You always seem to miss the best parties, funniest moments and all those “you-had-to-be-there” moments.
7. You can’t seem to be able to communicate your feelings in a way that seems right.
8. You are thoroughly convinced that you have no soulmate and will never find that perfect someone.
9. After careful consideration, you’ve concluded that sometimes the choices you make may not be the best ones.
Especially in situations where you’re under a lot of pressure.
10. You often find yourself groaning about how much better things could be going for you, especially if you’ve been drinking.
11. You’ve set goals — that will get you nowhere, really.
12. You are constantly quitting new projects.
13. You get tired of having a job as soon as you start.
14. You’ll never understand how some women look perfectly groomed all the time.
15. And at the end of the day, you love how weird, awkward and different you are; there’s no truer you than you, and you love yourself just the way you are.