Youâve done it:Â you finally finished the first semester of the year and itâs time to pack all of your stuff up for a whole month back in your beloved hometown. Your hometown friends are all doing the same at their schools, ready to come home to you for a âcrazyâ month. Same old habits, the same hometown traditions, high school parties, and good food, right? Not quite.
Expectation #1 – Going Out Every Night With Your Friends
One of the most exciting aspects of coming home on winter break is, of course, reuniting with your hometown friends. Youâve been texting and FaceTiming them days, maybe even weeks in advance, planning all of the things you want to do. Late-night drives, watching the sunset at the beach, Taco Bell drive-thru dinners, mall trips, etc. So much to do, but youâve got a whole month so why not do it all?
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Reality – Youâre Broke As Heck
So youâve just picked up your besties, the car is full, or if youâre like me, thereâs just one other person in the car. You guys head out to your favorite food spot, and then you realize your bank account has only $2.89 in it. Probably shouldn’t have spent all of your money on Ubers at school, but itâs too late. Oh, and you also need gas for your car. Damnit. Guess itâs time for McDonald’s and a hearty Netflix binge.
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Expectation #2 – âFree Time, Finally!â
College can be exhausting; you have classes, homework, exams, sleep deprivation, all while trying to manage your social life. Yikes, itâs a whole mess. Thankfully, at home, you can sleep in all you want and watch your favorite shows that you finally have time for! Want to take a nap? Take four, you have the time now, girl! Do that face mask, go for a jog, or donât and just be lazy, you deserve it.Â
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Reality – âOh man, I forgot About Workâ / âToo Much Free TimeâÂ
You finally have time to sleep and sit around all day, but you realize the only way to fill up your gas tank, and to pay for your junk food addiction is by⊠working (or leeching off your parents.) Just when you think you can take a long, amazing nap on your couch in comfy clothes, you remember you have a ridiculously long shift at work. Ugh, dealing with people, being productive and making money? Yawn.Â
On the other hand, those without a job might find themselves awfully bored, hoping and praying for plans ASAP. Free time is a beautiful thing, but too much of a good thing is never good. Guess itâs time for a fifth nap? A tenth episode? Yes, Netflix, I am still watchingăŒthank you for asking.
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Expectation #3 – Hometown Hookups, Netflix & Chilling
Remember all those cuties from high school? Work? Youâve got a month, and who doesnât want a good smooch once in a while. You have Snapchats up the wazoo from a bunch of cute guys just waiting to hang out with you. Your Tinder is blowing up, and your Instagram DMs are poppinâ. Get The Office on, do your hair and makeup cause youâre about to get some!
Reality – Your Phone Hasnât Beeped Since âNam
Painfully true. The guy youâve had your eyes on since freshman year of high school didnât suddenly wake up one morning and have the hots for you. Tinder? Bleh, why do no cute guys live in my town? Geez, is that the annoying boy from your math class on here? Deleting the app right now! Time for more Netflix, without the chilling.Â
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Expectation #4 – Home Cooked Meals 24/7
Thereâs nothing better than waking up to the overpowering smell of bacon and fresh pancakes in the morning. Mom (or Dad) is in the kitchen whippinâ up some yummy breakfast, all you have to do is sit down and eat it. Donât fill up too much, because theyâll make you a delicious lunch and dinner too, right?
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Reality – âHow Do I Scramble Eggs Again? And Why Is There So Much Smoke?â
Some people actually do eat home-cooked meals every day, but letâs be real, most of us have to fend for ourselves in the kitchen. Your parents are at work, and the fridge is sad and as empty as your schedule for the day. Guess itâs time to go on a scavenger hunt for food in your pantry and eat whatever youâve got. Donât know how to cook? Me either, donât worry. Or do, because you just might set off the smoke alarm. At that point, youâd probably rather walk to the dining hall.
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Expectation #5 – High School Parties & Shin-digs
Oh yeah, baby, time to party with your old pals! Who needs Uber when you have a car? College party transportation is a hassle and costs money, this is much better. Relive those old days and get up to no good with your hometown homies.Â
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Reality – No Oneâs Throwing Parties Anymore
Thereâs not a party in sight unless you plan on going to a different gradeâs function. Man, why are everyoneâs parents home! Please take me back to collegeâŠÂ
Itâs great to be home, no lie there, but when youâre laying in your bed all day, college is the first thing on your mind. Donât rush it, though. Enjoy those lazy days, free time, and of course, spend time with your family, because you canât pack them in your suitcase when you go back to school. College may be where itâs at, but before you get back into the school grind, relax and recuperate. You deserve it.