But seriously… How can you not know Lucio?
Name: Lucio Andreozzi
Hometown: Johnston, Rhode Island
Major: Public Relations
Graduation Year: 2016
Campus Involvement: Student Alumni Association, Tour Guide, Orientation Leader, URI 101 Mentor, Rhody Mascot Program, Student Philanthropy Council, Student Ambassador.
What is your favorite passtime?
“Cuddling, cheerleading, and posting Insta’s. Follow me, @lucioandreozzi.
What is your favorite quote?
” ‘You can’t sit with us!’ from Mean Girls, because, well, let’s be real.”
What is your relationship status?
“Currently scoping out man buns on campus.”
What are your dating deal breakers?
“Girls. Bad table etiquette, PDA (just no), weak Instagram game, not having your iMessage read receipts on, and bad eyebrows.”
Marry, Kiss, Punch?
“I have no idea, this is giving me anxiety.”
Tell me a fun fact about yourself.
“I’m a citizen of Italy and I’ve been there 13 times!”
What is your biggest pet peeve?
“Flakiness! Do what you said you’d do.”
What is your most embarrassing moment?
“During an icebreaker exercise with a big group of people, I was asked what my favorite sports team was. I said ‘that hockey team with the Indian on the jersey…the Redskins!’ and then someone yelled, ‘you mean the Blackhawks…?’ I almost cried.”
If a genie magically appeared and granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?
“More free time, patience, and probably an everything bagel.”
What do you have to offer to the ladies of URI?
“Literally nothing. Fashion advice?”
Best compliment you’ve received?
“That my face is symmetrical.”