Small Victories Of A Woman

When you wake up to clear(er) skin

S/O to Neutrogena, you the real MVP.

When you contour like an absolute champion

If this was an olympic event, I would be seriously decorated.

When your hair just does a thing

Whatever is happening needs to happen more often.

When your winged eyeliner comes out symmetrical on the first try

So blessed.  So moved.  So grateful.  Can’t believe this is my life.  

When your legs feel like silky dolphins after you shave

*viciously rubs them together under clean sheets*

When your eyebrow game is strong

~Fleeky~

When your Aunt Flow comes after that small birth control mishap

You’ve never been so grateful to be cranky, bloated and in pain.

When you hit new highs on insta likes

I guess I took a good selfie.

When you get that “Hey stranger” text

Thanks but no thanks, f*c#boy.

When you bump into your ex looking fierce 

Eat your heart out, kid.

When your yoga pants are freshly washed

Now they can hug your butt in a way no man ever can.

When all those squats are finally starting to look like they’re paying off

Booty booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere

When you flawlessly rap that verse

This one is for the boys with the boomin’ system, top down, A/C with the coolin’ system

When your gel manicure lasts the full 3 weeks

Thats 21 days of finger beauty

When he goes down under without you asking

Good boy, I think I’ll keep you.

When a girl you don’t know pays you a compliment 

Girls being nice to girls, this is different.

When someone asks if you’ve lost weight

I have literally done nothing

When Victoria’s Secret has their Semi Annual Sale

7 for $27 I REPEAT 7 for $27

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