I’m going to be a good student and study today.
But first, coffee.
I’m so ready for this. Finals have nothing on me.
*Gets to library* *Scrolls through every social media site before looking at anything school-related*
Okay, it’s been a half hour, here we go, I got this.
*15 minutes later* Ugh, I need another coffee.
Maybe I should get a Redbull…or 5-hour energy? Does that stuff actually work?
*An hour into studying* How has it already been an hour?!? I only studied like two things…
I need a nap.
No, wake up! (followed by mini self-pep talk)
Another hour later: OK, one more hour of work and I can leave.
… But the group chat is blowing up… Don’t. Check. Phone. Not. Important.
But what if it’s an emergency?!? *Checks phone*
Why do we even have finals anyway? I’m not going to remember any of this in a month from now.
Maybe I should just wing it…
Or drop out of school and become a stripper? (Why does everyone say that?…)
Let’s see, in order to pass the class I need to get a 70 on the final… I should just give up now.
No, I can do this, it’s just a history exam, how hard can it be?
*Looks at study guide*
Well, I’ve been productive enough for one day; time to go home!
*Leaves library feeling confident, having retained a small amount of information*