- You constantly find yourself at Spudnuts…sober.
2) You pretend that your best friend’s relationship is your own.
3) Your morning routine consists of a shower, brushing your teeth, and a pep talk.
4) This is your face when people tell you “there are SO many guys out there!”
5) Every time there’s going to be a party….
Your initial state:
Your state at the beginning of the party:
Half way through the party:
When you leave the party:
(Just let this photo sink in)
6) Your Mom calls every Sunday to ask if you’ve found someone
7) You watch the Notebook and pretend you’re Allie.
8) You watch The Bachelor religiously and tell yourself that you’d be way better for Ben than Jojo or Lauren.
9) Your inner dialogue before you head out to a party, “THIS could be the night I meet my husband!”
10) You constantly see hot guys go for not so hot girls.
11) When someone finally does like you, you find a flaw.
12) You wear a “nude” colored bra every day.
13) You get too emotionally involved in Rom-Coms
14) This is your response when you’re asked on a date
15) You scroll through blogs like these!!