This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at USF chapter.
1. Oh, you’re Jamaican? Jamaican and white?
No, I’m just Jamaican, thank you.
2. No really, you can’t be Jamaican. You’re white.
3. Teach me how to speak Jamaican!
Do you mean patois?
4. So, I’m guessing you smoke weed a lot right?
No, I don’t actually.
5. “Hey, mon!”
Just… no.
6. Are you Rastafarian?
We can’t all be Bob.
7. Do you run really fast too?
I only run for two things—free food and free clothes.
8. Do you know Bob Marley? [inserts Bob Marley lyric here]
…he died before I was even born.
9. You must cook jerk really well!
I’m actually vegetarian.