10 Things Every Single Girl Should Do On Valentine’s Day

1. Invite over your single girlfriends for an Anti-Valentine’s Day Party, where you can engage in activities like cookie decorating and ripping the heads off stuffed bears.

2. Put on your pajamas, turn on your favorite chick flick,  and make a yummy mug dessert for one while you cry over how beautiful Collin Firth is. 

Brownie in a Mug Recipe

Ingredients:

• 4 tbsp flour
• 4 tbsp sugar
• 2 tbsp cocoa powder
• a dash of salt
• 2 tbsp veggie oil
• 2tbsp water
• a tiny bit of vanilla extract

1. Add sugar, flour, cocoa, and salt to mug and mix together
2. Add oil, water, and vanilla to the mug, thouroughly mix together
3. Microwave on high for about a minute

3. Drink away your sorrows.

4. Write down the qualities that you look for in a significant other, and then burn it. 

5. Watch the beginning half of Valentine’s Day, before everyone has gotten together, then put on Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 

6. Eat yourself into a food coma.

7. Read or watch the movie adaptation of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice. Who needs modern-day love when you can live vicariously through Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy? I recommend the BBC version, not the still good but more generic version with Keira Knightley, targeted to an audience who didn’t read the book. Also, the BBC version is longer and will make the worst day of the year go by faster.

8. Check out this “Forever Alone” Playlist:

9. Disregard this meme.

10. Embrace this meme.