5 Sexiest Halloween Costumes of the Season!

 Everyone knows that Halloween is the SEXIEST night of the year. 

But you don’t just want to go as a mouse…. everyone will be going as a mouse. You want the sexiest costume you can find. Lucky for you and your flashy boobs, I’ve wrangled up the best options.

1. Sexy House

Courtesy of Verge Campus

She’s a brick…. house…. 

2. Sexy IT

Courtesy of Yandy

This costume will have all the boys ~floating~ 

3. Sexy iClicker

Courtesy of Pinterest

Honestly, my favorite on the list. 

4. Sexy Teletubbies

Courtesy of Amazon

Take a bite of this TeletubbieToast ;)

5. Sexy Lamp

Courtesy of Walmart

You’d be lying if you said you didn’t ever think about doin‘ it with the candle guy from Beauty and the Beast (he’s basically an old-timey lamp, right?)

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