Stupid Halloween Jokes to Celebrate Halloweekend 2.0

Although the actual Halloween day has now passed, Halloweekend part 2 is still happening this weekend. Since I definitely want to stay in this “spooky” mood, here are some stupid Halloween–themed jokes:

1. What’s a ghoul’s favorite game on Halloween?

… Hide-and-ghost-seek

2. Thanks, Siri.

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3. “All these ghosts and I still can’t find a boo.”  

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4. What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?

…Count Spatula

5. I have no words.  

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6. What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?

…I can see right through you.

7.  What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

…Bamboo

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9. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?

…They have no body to love.

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10. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?

…Candy corneas

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