Social media is the place to make your life look pretty. But in reality, our lives aren’t always as perfect as our insta-themes might suggest. If our captions were totally honest, here’s what they might say.
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What your caption says: Take me backÂ
What it really means: I wanted to post this picture when I was actually on vacation, but I had already posted a picture that day, so I’m posting it now to remind you that I went on vacation and how good I looked with my tan.
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What your caption says: Life is better when you’re laughing!
What it really means: There was nothing funny going on when I took this photo, but you can’t post two serious selfies in a row amiright?
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What your caption says: We’re dysfunctional, but I love themÂ
What it really means: As I my group of friends and I were preparing to take a group shot (and thus were not smiling at the camera) our photographer took this. As it turns out, I don’t really like the group picture that was eventually taken, so here’s this one instead. Aren’t we cute?
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What your caption says: [insert any generic, inspirational quote here]
What it really means: It took me 70 tries before getting a selfie I liked and I’ll probably start hating it if I look at it for 1 second longer, so here’s a quote that has nothing to do with anything but sounds nice. Please like it to raise my self esteem.
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What your caption says: Wouldn’t have wanted to [fill in the blank] with anyone elseÂ
What it really means: I couldn’t think of a caption.
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What your caption says: Blurry picture from a blurry night
What it really means: I got totally wasted last night. My mascara was running, I was sweating like a man, and I looked like a maniac. Good thing you can’t tell from this picture!
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What your caption says: Happy mother’s day/father’s day/birthday to a parent/grandparent
What it really means: Sure, the subject of my photo does not have Instagram and will probably never see this. But my followers will see how family focused I am and that’s what counts, right?
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What your caption says: #tbt
What it really means: I was cute once. Here’s proof.
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What your caption says: [extremely long happy birthday post that no one will read except for maybe the birthday person]
What it really means: I don’t want anyone to forget that we are BFFs. Also, I feel obligated since you did the same thing for my birthday.
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What your caption says: Snip snip (plus haircut emoji)
What it really means: Thank god I have a built-in reason to post a selfie!
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What your caption says: [song lyrics]
What it really means: Once again, I couldn’t think of a caption.
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