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Local Student Becomes “Art Prodigy” ?

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UW Stout chapter.

Local Engineering student Vanessa Amour has been reported to be experiencing a crisis of confidence in her recent studies. According to claims, the situation started when Vanessa started Into to Art History this semester. 

“I just needed to fill that pesky Contemporary Issues requirement, and everything I was interested in filled up in like the first week of registration. I signed up for Into to Art History as a last ditch effort, but I kind of fell in love with it after a few weeks. Now I’m not so sure what I’m doing with my life.”

Vanessa’s friends have urged her to think practically about her decision to take more art classes, with intense worry that she’s about to change her major.Her friend, Georgie, who is an art student has tried to reason with her, and has released a statement. “I think she’s been doing good at Art History because she understands spatial applications. I’m happy she’s doing well, but I don’t think she understands that studying art gets a lot more difficult after the intro courses. If she’s really interested in pursuing art, then she’s gonna be in for a huge surprise when it comes to taking Studio Art.”

At press time, it was reported that Vanessa’s art dreams were slashed after meeting with an Advisor in the Art Program, who explained just how many classes would involve her getting cloaked in charcoal. 

DISCLAIMER: Satire

Stephanie Zengler is a Business Administration major and Communication Studies minor, and she completely understands if you think her last name is actually Ziegler. Like a lot of business majors, Stephanie has a favorite Andrew Carnegie quote, and like a good communication minor, has very strong opinions on the Oxford comma. Aside from being a Stout student, Stephanie is an avid fan of Bay Area sports, Fleetwood Mac, and the amazingly perfect show Dollface.