Local Engineering student Vanessa Amour has been reported to be experiencing a crisis of confidence in her recent studies. According to claims, the situation started when Vanessa started Into to Art History this semester.Â
“I just needed to fill that pesky Contemporary Issues requirement, and everything I was interested in filled up in like the first week of registration. I signed up for Into to Art History as a last ditch effort, but I kind of fell in love with it after a few weeks. Now I’m not so sure what I’m doing with my life.”
Vanessa’s friends have urged her to think practically about her decision to take more art classes, with intense worry that she’s about to change her major.Her friend, Georgie, who is an art student has tried to reason with her, and has released a statement. “I think she’s been doing good at Art History because she understands spatial applications. I’m happy she’s doing well, but I don’t think she understands that studying art gets a lot more difficult after the intro courses. If she’s really interested in pursuing art, then she’s gonna be in for a huge surprise when it comes to taking Studio Art.”
At press time, it was reported that Vanessa’s art dreams were slashed after meeting with an Advisor in the Art Program, who explained just how many classes would involve her getting cloaked in charcoal.Â
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