With my first year of college coming to an end, I figured that we should end on a happy note… by ranking frogs from Twitter!
- Frog in A Cup
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Looks very happy. Very small in a big cup. Has beautiful big black eyes. 9/10
- Crazy Frog
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I hate this frog. He scares me so much. Why is he bald? Creeped me out as a kid and creeps me out now. -5/10
- Gamer Frog
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Seems like he would make fun of me for sucking at Mario Kart. Probably an incel. 3/10
- Yeehaw Frog
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Best cowboy in the West. He rides My Little Ponies because he isn’t afraid of femininity. 10/10
- Soft Frog
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Prettiest frog in town. Definitely won prom queen. Very beautiful. 8/10
- Frog in Froggy Chair
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Frog in froggy chair! Frog in froggy chair! Frog in froggy chair! He too big for his damn chair. 10/10
- Skater Frog
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He was a skater boy, he said see you later boy. Seems like a chill dude. Probably does drugs but is a feminist. 7/10
- Rocket Frog
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Having a good time. Should’ve been cast as Elton John in Rocketman. Can play some good tunes on the piano. Life of the party. 10/10
- Kermit the Frog
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Iconic. The OG. Very sassy. Plays tunes on the banjo. Sips a lot of iced tea. 100/10
- Bread Frog
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Looks delicious. He chunky. But he is not gluten-free. That’s not very celiac of you. 6/10
- Lily the Frog
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So kind. So gentle. My best friend. I would jump off of a cliff for her. 50/10
- Polite Frog
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Very polite. Honest and caring. The mom friend of the group. Discretely tells you that you have food in your teeth. An absolute angel. 80/10
Is there a more perfect way to finish off Freshman year than with an article about frogs? Of course not!